The only thing worse than Valentine's Day, is a Valentine's weekend. But as always, things are never quite what they seem in the life of Harry Potter

While running from himself, Harry finds an old friend, but thing are never what they seem.

What happened after Daphne's Eulogy in Perfect Situations?

Twenty interconnected stories that show how the different people were affected.

There are two ways to read this story.  The "Pulp Fanfic" version, which is the way it was written, or the more prosaic chronological order. 

A eulogy for a Gryffindor.

If you sit very quietly, I’ll tell you the real story of a Prince and his Princess, and how they changed the world.

Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more;
Or close the wall up with our English dead.
In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
As modest stillness and humility:

A fic that started in one direction and ended up in another.  Not my best work, but enjoyable all the same.

A man who is lost in his own country.  A girl who needs her mate to survive.  A tale of Quidditch and romance, of anger and betrayal, of friendship and enmity.  A story of the power of hope.

When the Weasley Boys interfere in Ginny's relationship with Dean, they make the biggest mistake of their lives. The witch decides that revenge is in order, and her first point of call is a new boyfriend - Harry.

A sequel to All Night Long.

Harry's back in England a couple of years after the events with the Malfoy family - but a request from a friend might change things.

Tired of all those fics written by teenagers who can't spell?  A parody that ended up parodying myself...

Sometimes people don't think things through, but if they're lucky, friends will help you come to an understanding.

It's a few days before the end of the year, and Harry's expecting a very special guest... Voldemort.

Written pre-OotP, this was my first ever HP fic.

It's Valentine's day, and Harry's got a question.

"I never thought that marriage would be like spending every day hanging out with my best friend, then getting to go to bed with him as well."

"He who fights monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster. And when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back into you." -- Friedrich Nietzsche

The attack is early, Voldemort's here... But Harry has much more important things on his mind.

Two people decide to take their chance on each other.

Harry's a shell, primed for the fight with Voldemort.  Perhaps it will take a Hufflepuff to show him the way forward.

Hermione is tired of the way she is seen, and decides that the problem can be solved with her normal mix of Gryffindor courage and research ability.

Harry is seeking a state of supreme liberation and bliss.  But that's not really what he finds.

There were many ways that Harry could choose to deal with being forcibly entered into the Twi-Wizard Tournament.  As everyone knows, the best way to deal with a problem, is to hire expert help.  And who better than Fred and George to show Harry the best way to survive?

Escorts, Veela, Bodyguards, Bounties, Alcohol, Mata Hari's, National Championships - it's a wonder if Harry will have any time for the actual tournament.

"From the beginning, there were a few things I knew for certain: Mum and Dad loved me; dragons were way cool; and Harry Potter was the bestest wizard in the whole world. More things became certain over time, and a lot of those things developed nuances over the years, but the core truths were unshakable."

The last in the Heart trilogy, comprising off All Night Long and Alone

Sometimes life is funny, you can go for a glass of water, and your entire future can change in the blink of an eye.

When Pansy finds herself on the wrong side of Voldemort, she persuades her parents that only one person could help them.  Harry.  A story that looks at what could happen if Harry had someone who loved him, someone who would push him, and someone who would back him financially.    

For the last time, Severus Snape chronicles the events that took place at the start of, and during Harry and Wednesday's fourth year.  A year of change, of endings and beginnings, a year where Severus found the one thing he thought he would always be denied - happiness.

After two years of watching from the outside, Severus found himself being drawn in to the Addams family.

No longer an outsider, Severus finds his world changed, as a destiny far greater than any he had ever imagined is offered to him.

And so, he allows himself to be ensnared, finding that the middle road is far more exciting than the extremes of dark and light.

Harry Potter was the son of James Potter in name only, and that fact was enough to change Severus Snape's opinion of the boy.

This year, Snape was looking forward to the entertainment they would provide, because he knew, with out a shadow of a doubt, that if he kept his nose out of their business, they would ignore him.

He also knew that others in the school would be unable to follow this simple rule.

He just didn't realise how hard it would be to keep it himself. 

Severus Snape.  Feared Potions Professor.  Head of Slytherin House.  For years, he had eagerly awaited the son of the person he hated more than all others.

And if there was one thing he discovered, it was that Harry Potter was NOT the son of James Potter.  What he was, would change his life, and the lives of everything around him.

The saviour had returned, not as the Perfect Gryffindor, as so many had hoped, but as the Perfect Slytherin, and the fall out would be felt for all time.

Harry is asked to be Best Man at Bill's Wedding, but very little ever goes smoothly when Harry's involved.

"All you had to do was give him a reason to continue - a single reason, but you didn’t. Is that not true evil?"

Knocked this up one lunch time.  Was a bit of fun, but didn't go anywhere more than your generic "Harry is betrayed by everyone and their pet giraffe."

In a similar vein to Ron's "Stupid", Ron puts together the ultimate harem.

Ron might be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them.

Bugs Bunny, in Hogwarts?

I wrote this for a challenge - however I kinda failed it.  It was too long, and more than a scene.  I like it though... not enough to make it a proper fic mind you.

Just a quick thing i wrote up after receiving a particularly horrid email

Something a little different.  I may still pick this up one day.

Susan recants her experiences over the last few months.

Written shortly have Half-Blood Prince came out, and a prediction about all the Horcrux Hunt fics that I thought would be produced...

A fun little idea about what happens if an Avada Kedavra wasn't an immediate kill - probably little basis in Canon

Another story started a long time ago - before "redo" fics became a bit of a cliche (with a few shining exceptions *cough* Viridian */cough*

After everything goes wrong, Harry and Ginny return to the past to fix things.

A Harry/Narcissa story that was abandoned due to excessive use of clichés.

A little look at an ending to HP

An alternate ending to the Alone story

A play with the idea of a Lara Croft crossover - it never really went anywhere,

Written to lightly mock a Harry/Tonks cliche

See author notes

A talk with Fleur puts a few things into perspective for Harry.

A fic I wrote many years ago.  I was searching for something... to help with my writing, and this wasn't it.

Harry accepts the Darkness inside him...

An idea for a sequel to Understanding that never really took off.

Abandoned because I have no real plans for it, nor the desire to write this sort of fanfiction any more.  

This was one of my earliest Harry Potter stories - actually the first one I worked on.

Abandoned because Ginny is to much of a composite character of other authors interpretations and it was turning out to be to generic - but it did give me the idea of the start of TMW.

With their cubs off to school, Harry and Ginny want to make up for years of bland fairytale love making by pushing each others boundaries.  If only some blasts from the past weren't out to spoil their fun.    

What if Sirius Black had raised Harry to be a warrior. What if he defeated Voldemort, and then had to face a bigger challenge. Going to Hogwarts for the first time.

An attempt at a complete AU, but abandoned when I realised that the characters weren't that good, and that I had no real point to the story.  

What was supposed to be a short story that suddenly developed a plot - that wasn't good enough to continue.