Flip posted a comment on Sunday 17th July 2005 1:05pm

Please update soon! I love this fanfic! This is funny too.

Sam posted a comment on Saturday 16th July 2005 5:45am

YOU SAID YOU'D UPDATE BEFORE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Goes crazy and starts to break furniture)
Now you're going to be reading the book and we won't see the next chapter for ages! (I'm not reading it yet because it's beinng delivered to our mother at work and then she's going to torture us with chores until she thinks we can read it.)
I'M VERY ANGRY AT YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!
(breaks vase over younger sibling's head, laughs)

Sam posted a comment on Thursday 14th July 2005 1:27pm

I NEED TO KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Update Update UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You promised it would be out before HBP

Themy and Ermy posted a comment on Wednesday 13th July 2005 10:01pm

Jeconais:

We are two little and innocent argentinian girls, our english is not the best you can find, but we hope you can understand it. Why we are writting this message? Simple. ´Cause "This means war" ("Guerra Declarada") has turned into our… Bible… it ´s the only way we could find to say it!!! What else could we say? That your story is the best we can find (and we read a lot and a lot)? That your story is simply perfect? There is only one thing we can criticize you: ¡ ¡ ¡Make it concrete!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Get to the point!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Make it happen (what everybody, included Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, wants to happens)!!!! It means… that Harry is a boy…. And Ginny is a girl… well, you know… You don ´t want us to give you the chat about gardens and goblins with hats, do you? It isn ´t something exciting, really…Well, retourning to the point… Do you know that you make us feel useless and insignificant? We are trying to say… nothing is like "This means war"!! And all idea we have is intimatly relationed with your story, ¡ ¡ ¡God, you consumed our minds!!! Now, we love Severus and Bella couple!!!! And we love Snape!!! And Sirius is alive!!!! And he is innocent!!! And Harry doesn ´t need his glasses!!!! And he is an almighty wizard!!! And he can do whatever he wants!! And he has personality!!! An adorable personality!!! And Mione ´s character is amazing!!!
And Ron is no more a zealous obsessed!!! And Ginny has participation!!! And Dumbledore is a good person!!! And Harry is animagus!!! And he can appears himself!!!! And he is so cute and handsome and good-looking!!! (***sighes***) (Ginny, what are you doing with this knife?) And Draco is Gay!!!! And he is dating Terry!! And Lavender and Parvati are not only paying attention to guys and clothes!!!! And Voldemort is a poor man without power and brain!!!! And Hogwarts ´ Houses are united!!! And, the most important thing, Harry takes away the stupid idea to see Gin like a sister!!!! And they are togheter!!!! And he gaves her the famous ring!!!! And they love each other so much; they are nasty!!!! But we love them!!!!! Mmm… we think that is enough for only one day… you are tired of us, aren ´t you? You are our idol!!!! (We didn ´t plan to say it, but…)

Themy & Ermy

PS: We love Arios because of the translations!!!
PS2: We are sorry about our poor and terrible english!
PS3: And the Sally Hawpkins ´dance?

Now, in spanish!!!!

Jeconais:

Somos dos pequeñas e inocentes niñas argentinas, nuestro inglés no es de lo mejor que se pueda encontrar, pero es lo suficientemente bueno para que podamos mantener la esperanza de que al menos puedas entender algo. ¿Qué por que te estamos escribiendo esto? Simple Digamos que "Guerra Declarada" ("This means war") se ha convertido en nuestra… digamos… Biblia, no hay otra manera de decirlo ¿Qué más podemos decir? ¿Qué tu historia es la mejor que encontramos (y eso que hemos leído parvas y parvas)? ¿Qué es simplemente perfecta, que deja todo de color de rosa y ata todo los cabos sueltos de HP, aún aquellos de los que a veces no nos hemos dado cuenta aún? Solamente hay una cosa que podemos criticarte: ¡ ¡ ¡Concreta!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Ve al punto!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Haz que suceda lo que todos (Sres Weasley incluidos, o al menos eso parece) queremos que suceda!!!! Es decir… que Harry es un chico…. Y Ginny es una chica… y bueno…. Tú sabes… ¿no querrás que te demos la charla de el jardín y los duendes con gorro, verdad? No es algo que nos apetezca demasiado, sinceramente… Bien, volviendo al punto… ¿sabes que nos haces sentir una basura? Lo que queremos decir es que… ¡nada le roza ni los talones a "Guerra Declarada"! Y toda maldita idea que se nos cruza por la cabeza esta siempre íntimamente relacionada con tu historia, ¡ ¡ ¡Dios, nos has consumido el cerebro!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Con decirte que, gracias a ti, ahora nos gusta el Severus-Bellatrix!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y amamos a Snape!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y reviviste a Sirius!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y Sirius es inocente!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y Harry no necesita anteojos!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y es un mago todopoderoso!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Hace lo que se le viene en gana!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ Y tiene personalidad!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y el personaje de Mione es genial!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y Ron no es más un celoso obsesionado!!! !! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y Ginny participa!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y Dumbledore es bueno!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y Harry es animago!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y puede aparecerse!!!! ! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y está buenísimo!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y Draco es gay!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y esta con Terry!!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y Parvati y Lavender no solo están obsesionadas en ropa y chicos!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y Voldemort es un infeliz sin poder ni cerebro!!!!
¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y es colegio esta unido!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y, por sobre todas las cosas, Harry se sacó de la cabeza esa maldita idea de verla a Gin como a una hermana!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡Y están juntos!!!!
¡ ¡ ¡Y él le dio el anillo!!!! ¡ ¡ ¡ ¡Y se quieren tanto el uno al otro que dan asco!!!!
Mmm… creo que eso es suficiente (al menos por ahora), sobre todo considerando que ya debes estar harto de nosotras.
Eres nuestro ídolo!!!! (Decir esto no estaba en nuestros cálculos, pero bueno…)

Themy & Ermy

PD: Amamos a Arios por la traducción!!!!
PD2: Perdón por nuestro inglés espantoso!!!!
PD3: Y el baile estilo Sally Hawpkins?

Sam posted a comment on Wednesday 13th July 2005 7:06am

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV LUV
SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM

P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S. P.S.
NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

Jonny B posted a comment on Tuesday 12th July 2005 4:35pm

Brilliant. Absolutely. Ive read this 3 times now.. but could you please update? Please??

Sam posted a comment on Tuesday 12th July 2005 7:49am

WHY WON"T YOU UPDATE!?!?!?!?!? I'm getting frantic, checking the computer all of the time to see if Chpt. 10 is up. If your not going to finish the story could you just tell us or put abandoned on the description? Or just shoot me whichever's easiest to end the torture!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPDATE!! You said you would update before HBP comes out and we're running out of time!(not that I don't want to read the book but I want to read your story almost as much!) SO I hate to sound like a broken record but PLEASE UPDATE!!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!(I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress. I repeat myself when under stress)

Charmed posted a comment on Sunday 10th July 2005 6:37am

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE UPLEASE PLEASE UPDATE!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Ben posted a comment on Thursday 7th July 2005 9:51pm

U dont have long till HBP comes out.. 6 days.. is it going to be up within that time..

I dearly hope so..

Ben

Great story by the way!..

Sam posted a comment on Thursday 7th July 2005 5:16am

In my last review i said i was going to write 1 "PLEASE" for every week you made us wait but I'm not that patient. I reread your story again and it only made me want to read more. Also in your AN you said the next chapter would be out before HBP. If it is could you get back to me(Unless your writing the chapter)Please Update Soon! PLEASE (don't do this to me)PLEASE (i can't take it) PLEASE (Pretty) PLEASE (with sugar on top) PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam posted a comment on Wednesday 6th July 2005 11:16am

I LOVE YOUR STORY BUT IF YOU DON'T UPDATE SOON I THINK I'M GOING TO HAVE TO HUNT YOU DOWN AND... I don't know what. Sorry but your story is SOOOO good and I can't take the suspense anymore. It wouldn't have to be as long as your other chapters(even though i wouldn't mind it) but please just update soon! PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE! I've decided that from now on I'm going to write one "PLEASE" for every week you don't update.(I'm not meaning to be annoying but your story is amazing and I want to keep reading) So here it goes.
PLEASE!

Luv, Sam

Dana posted a comment on Tuesday 28th June 2005 11:57am

Once again, great chapter. I love how you had Malfoy's rep. destroyed.... Bloody git deserved it.... Great work

galadrylm (ale) posted a comment on Tuesday 28th June 2005 11:01am

jeconais, I love this story, it's great. You (and arios with translations) have done excelent. Please continue it... I want to now what is next.

Dana posted a comment on Tuesday 28th June 2005 10:30am

Yay Ginny. Once again, I really love this story. It is very well written and I look forward to more. BTW, I love the names for the "to" and "from" on the mmails

Amy posted a comment on Monday 27th June 2005 1:02pm

now im not that big of a harry potter fan but i did read all the books and this is sooo good!

you did a great job

Lea posted a comment on Tuesday 21st June 2005 6:47pm

Then i suggest you have a smut fliclet following.

maaike_fluffy posted a comment on Tuesday 21st June 2005 5:24am

Right, I'm new here.. Came across 'This means war' yesterday - highly recommendated by one of my favorite authors, I thought it might be worth a shot..... I was. I LOVE your Mmail! The messages are brilliant. It's been a long time since a came across a humor-fic which was ectuallt funny...

I was delighted to read the last line of your A/N. Any idea how long the not-so-massive wait is going to be?

Awaiting an satisfactory ending...

amanda posted a comment on Monday 20th June 2005 10:29pm

AWSOME!!!!! i loved it so much!!!!! u write very well!!!! i loved how you ended it and how everything fit in well....i think having harry animals be a wolf and a hawk is awsome and i would hav used the same things!!! great job!!!!
plz hurry and finish the next 1 i cant wait

Vicki posted a comment on Friday 17th June 2005 6:00pm

hey, just wanted to say how much I love this story. humor, romance and action. its great! keep writing it PLEASE! I havent seen any new chapters from it in like, months. toodles,
*~*me aka Vickichicki*~*

Valerie posted a comment on Wednesday 15th June 2005 12:25pm

Hello again. Please update soon as that was a really mean cliffy. So that being said, i would like to say once again that this story is really great. well, hopefully I'll get an email for your storys. good luck.bye