21-year-old American (don't hold it against me), female, very little patience for bullsh!t. You don't need to know the details - height, weight, etc - because this isn't a Miss America pageant. Avid reader of both fanfiction, the very, VERY occasional Fictionpress work, and lots of actual, honest to goodness, hot-off-the-shelf original fiction. I read Jeconais' This Means War! way back when it was first on Fanfiction.net and have only just made my way to this collection. I'm very excited to see what lies in store, since I've finally gotten tired of reading the mediocrity hosted by a certain mass-engineered fanfiction site by the mass-engineered, fanfiction-writing wannabes that make up the majority of the clientele of said site. Phew. Let the reading commence.