This Means War
By Jeconais
Filius' comments in the chapter have very much set off the alarums for the Potions Master (and should have for anyone reading the charming tale). He states that some of Harry's work in Charms is beyond anything he's ever seen OR done (and that he states he's been teaching Charms for three decades). Think about it this way; here's the acknowledged professional authority on Charms of all of wizarding Britain, stating categorically that he is in serious danger of being outclassed by a sixth-year Gryffindor that does NOT has bushy-brown hair. And he's stating it to the remaining department heads. (It could be considered "bragging" if Harry were a Ravenclaw; however, the fact that he certainly is NOT makes it all the scarier for Filius, because he is the Head of Ravenclaw House.) Sounds like Severus Has Food For Thought. (However, I don't think it will be very tasty; kind of like that CAULDRON he'll be chewing on soon....)
Filius' comments in the chapter have very much set off the alarums for the Potions Master (and should have for anyone reading the charming tale). He states that some of Harry's work in Charms is beyond anything he's ever seen OR done (and that he states he's been teaching Charms for three decades). Think about it this way; here's the acknowledged professional authority on Charms of all of wizarding Britain, stating categorically that he is in serious danger of being outclassed by a sixth-year Gryffindor that does NOT has bushy-brown hair. And he's stating it to the remaining department heads. (It could be considered "bragging" if Harry were a Ravenclaw; however, the fact that he certainly is NOT makes it all the scarier for Filius, because he is the Head of Ravenclaw House.) Sounds like Severus Has Food For Thought. (However, I don't think it will be very tasty; kind of like that CAULDRON he'll be chewing on soon....)
this just keeps getting better thanks so much i needed a laugh right now this is great.
as hilarious as ever. Can't wait to see the revenge on the "brothers" or the "bothers"!
I like this; It's hilarious!!!
my only problem so far is the lack of explanation on a few things. i think the story is hilarious.
What is it with the odd, awful use of sniggering?
I always thought sniggering was what those with a limp wrist, those that simper, or those gossiping and/or older ladies, all did with their hands over their mouths.
I had my English teacher in high school point out that "snickering" at the back of the class was not a good idea (cost me an essay). I hope that explains my question/statement - point of view.
But that's "my" opinion. I'm from Northwest U.S. of A., and definitely can't claim to be the oracle for the rest of the world.
Other then that, I again state that I think this, in its entirety, is very well done. Even better, it's FUN!!!
SO, thank you for a very good read, and NOW state, for those who read reviews first, that all the other stories by you that I have found are just as good.
May the MUSES always be with you!!!
^_^
OMG i cant believe that in this tale Malfoy is gay the little weasle. i am totally happy that u came up with a funny way to insult malfoy. Bravo...Bravo...Bravo. really great so far luv it.
Hahaha, at least now some people will have a better opinion of him, at least. ;)
Snape's comment was priceless. :)
This was one GREAT cheapter !!
I laughted my ankels off - It was awesome.
I luv the fact that harry looks great 3>
And Ginny is one funny witch :D
THX 4 writting (:
This is honestly the best and funniest thing I have EVER READ. I love it all - the MMails between the teachers, Draco's 'coming out of the closet', the involvement of Sirius and Remus, and Harry's humiliation that went wrong. BRILLIANT!!
This chapter was brilliant. I love the idea of emasculating Draco, but then pushing it so much further by getting everyone to support him in it.
So, I'm offering:
4-1 odds on the Weasley boys winning
2-1 on Potter winning
With those odds I would just bet X galleons or each. If Harry wins I make 2*X galleons and if the red heads win I'd get 4*X galleons. Not that it's an important detail or anything, but from a
practical standpoint, I don't earn that kind of return on my bank accounts. I've read this chapter at least 4 times and I just noticed this. I blame tax season.
Hehehe, I adore this, it's so good.
Outstanding. This is soooo good.
gunny
Good Chapter i get a kick out of the Draco Gay section everytime. Though the Snape givving points with the subtle info on his reasoning was masterful.
Ok...
Just realised something...
Why would Fred and George be Mmailing each other? Wouldn't they both be in WWW?
And maybe, Sevvie needs to get away from his potions so Pommie can show him what a Wireless Opperated Magical Area Network is for!
“Harry proved, in that instant, that he was a heroic Gryffindor by refraining from rolling his eyes at the two of them” was such a funny line. I think poor Sirius would be dying of embarrassment as well as Harry. Poor boys, but that was so funny. Still loving the Mmail format too. Sirius’s bad behaviour as a drunk dog made me nearly cry with laughter. I loved the scene in the hall too. Too, too funny.
