I've got good news for you; I'm actually going to adopt this bunny, and turn him into Rabbit Stew....but with a twist. Instead, both Black sisters will defect, and the new House of Black are going to give first Voldy and his Death Eaters, then the rest of the wizarding world, a thorough smackdown. Instead of posting it myself, I'll instead send it to you for beta and such *after I've finished it*. Do you have a preferred format?
I like thehaving Bella decide that the idea of two sisters kissing is something that will turn Harry on, and having Narcissa completely freak and push her away, turning it into war between the two of them to see who can get him first, before Bella puts Narcissa under the Cruciatus, and Narcissa decides to run away with Harry.
but that would be hillarious
Insteadf of making it serious it could be a proper parody
And it would be great
Yeah, a bit cliche, but not in the way that makes me want to beat my head into the table like so many others. Really, this is just headed to a Harry with unbelievable sexual prowess that is able to turn one or both from the dark just by giving them orgasms or sexually enslaving them. Been there, read that. Should really avoid anything that would be well liked at DLP.